The Uncle Frog Blog

The day was cold and damp. The yardwork debris can hold off enough day. As luck would have it, a fresh yet temporary blanket of snow would later cover up the unchecked chore. A perfect day for Uncle Frog to give the Bacon Explosion a whirl.

With two pounds of super thick-cut bacon and two pounds of freshly ground Italian breakfast sausage, how could things possibly look brighter? I know … cheese. Lots and lots of fancy shredded cheese. And a few slices of colby-jack to add to the celebrations. There is no better way to commemorate a milestone birthday than to put a twist on a Bacon Explosion … add cheese and it’s the bomb. A bacon bomb!

If you have six minutes, a love for bacon and want to see what I did yesterday, here you go:

Here is another funny, funny list of tips and tricks that seems to be circulating around the internet via e-mail lately (sorry for the SHOUTING, but this is how it came to me and I don’t want to retype it):

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY  GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET

Get in the groove with an R&B frog on the road as Road Frog sings his nasty tune. This creative video highlights a dirty mouth frog singing some hip-hop shenanigans on a raunchy road trip. The rubber frog lip synchs to this popular song. It’s actually quite humorous and entertaining.

So even your Uncle Frog can get stressed out every now and again.  The pressures of writing these witty articles for your reading pleasure, the stresses of the “real job,” caring for five hundred stray cats (ok, I made that one up), and raising a new baby daughter.  Sometimes the stress can get to you.  Frogs are only human, after all.

That’s why Uncle Frog likes his frog stress ball. The Blob Frog is an awesome stress reliever because you can stretch it, throw it, and squeeze it. The Blob Frog has a strong outer shell and an inside that pops out in color morphing bubbles when squeezed. For a ribbiting experience, grab one of these cool amphibians for your desk today.

The Blob Frog is about four and three-quarters inches in diameter.  It comes in random colors (which in my humble opinion, only adds to the stress … which color will you get?!?  but it doesn’t matter because once you get it, you can squeeze the snot out of it and all your worries will melt away).  I feel so much better with my frog shapped stress ball.  Whew!

Thin may be in, but fat is where it’s at. UncleFrog.net has a big selection of fat pride and fat joke t-shirts and gift items. Hear Uncle Frog’s take on what it means to be fat and how fat pride really is a good thing. In this video, hosted on YouTube, you’ll get to meet the world famous Uncle Frog as he, in his quirky way, explains the movitation behind the ever so successful Fat Pride merchandise line.

Click twice slowly on the play button above to start the video review of Fat Pride merchandise!

Three boys on a mild and tender spring day play gleefully with some frogs. Leap frog never seemed so interesting and engaging. The smile and squeals of delight as the green frogs jump hither, thither and yon. It reminds you of the childhood days you once had in a gone-by era.

But wait! Is that a deer foot in his hand? All the better to play with frogs. I can’t say I’ve ever played with frogs with a deer foot in my hand before. At least two of these boys in this video seem to have deer feet in their hands. Now, as the realization sets in the moods shifts from one of nostalgia to one of mild dread.

Nerd, geeks, dweebs and dorks unite in what might seem at first blush to be a sci-fi fantasy. The goal … by 2012 a company wants to open the first hotel in space. Orbiting the earth, the Galactic Suite hotel will allow guests to view 15 sun-rises and sun-sets as a trip around Earth would only last 80 minutes. For $4,000,000 guests will be treated to a space camp for eight weeks on a secluded island and then three days in orbit. This company is betting that enough of the 40,000 people estimated to be wealthy enough to even consider such a holiday would be willing to hand over the funds for a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Read more about it here.

Join the claymation stars, Stogie and Stinky, on their mad-cap adventure to slay evil and win the girl. The visual elements of the claymation was captured first and completely independent of the sound track. No choreography was laid out in advance. Any synchronization between the visual and audio elements of this claymation production is purely coincidental. You can tell this is was produced using classic claymation techniques by the few frames near the end where hands were accidentally caught in the shots. The degradation of the VHS tape which housed the original footage is evident in this digital reproduction. This pilot episode was shot circa 1992 by Uncle Frog and Brother Frog.

Nope. Frogs might cry, yell or even whine a little bit every now and again. But frogs definitely do not scream. UncleFrog, in no way, shape or form condones cruelty to animals. Frogs are people, too. However, I have to admit, this cartoon did give me a warped little chuckle.

Some days you feel like a freak, some days a freak feels like you. What kind of day is today?