The Uncle Frog Blog

The day was cold and damp. The yardwork debris can hold off enough day. As luck would have it, a fresh yet temporary blanket of snow would later cover up the unchecked chore. A perfect day for Uncle Frog to give the Bacon Explosion a whirl.

With two pounds of super thick-cut bacon and two pounds of freshly ground Italian breakfast sausage, how could things possibly look brighter? I know … cheese. Lots and lots of fancy shredded cheese. And a few slices of colby-jack to add to the celebrations. There is no better way to commemorate a milestone birthday than to put a twist on a Bacon Explosion … add cheese and it’s the bomb. A bacon bomb!

If you have six minutes, a love for bacon and want to see what I did yesterday, here you go:

Get in the groove with an R&B frog on the road as Road Frog sings his nasty tune. This creative video highlights a dirty mouth frog singing some hip-hop shenanigans on a raunchy road trip. The rubber frog lip synchs to this popular song. It’s actually quite humorous and entertaining.

Produced and directed by www.evilgeniuscomics.com and www.chiofcheese.com

Delicious “frogaritos” are an easy meal or snack.  Simply heat up your favorite hot dog on a flour tortilla with cheese, add condiments, roll up and eat away.  It’s a tasty twist on an American classic food.

OK, this guy is quite entertaining. Donnie’s sense of humor is off the charts, dude. Not only that, but he knows that we suck at Photoshop and that he is pretty good with it and he takes the time to let us learn … sort of. Check it out. Seriously.

You Suck at Photoshop #1: Distort, Warp, & Layer Effects

You Suck at Photoshop #2: Covering Your Mistakes

You Suck at Photoshop #3: Clone Stamp and Manual Cloning

You Suck at Photoshop #4: Paths and Masks

You Suck at Photoshop #5: Select Color Range

You Suck at Photoshop #6: Filter: Liquify

You Suck at Photoshop #7: Patch Tools and Levels

You Suck at Photoshop #8: 3D Layers

You Suck At Photoshop #9: Curves

You Suck At Photoshop #10: Vanishing Point

Thin may be in, but fat is where it’s at. UncleFrog.net has a big selection of fat pride and fat joke t-shirts and gift items. Hear Uncle Frog’s take on what it means to be fat and how fat pride really is a good thing. In this video, hosted on YouTube, you’ll get to meet the world famous Uncle Frog as he, in his quirky way, explains the movitation behind the ever so successful Fat Pride merchandise line.

Click twice slowly on the play button above to start the video review of Fat Pride merchandise!

Three boys on a mild and tender spring day play gleefully with some frogs. Leap frog never seemed so interesting and engaging. The smile and squeals of delight as the green frogs jump hither, thither and yon. It reminds you of the childhood days you once had in a gone-by era.

But wait! Is that a deer foot in his hand? All the better to play with frogs. I can’t say I’ve ever played with frogs with a deer foot in my hand before. At least two of these boys in this video seem to have deer feet in their hands. Now, as the realization sets in the moods shifts from one of nostalgia to one of mild dread.

Join the claymation stars, Stogie and Stinky, on their mad-cap adventure to slay evil and win the girl. The visual elements of the claymation was captured first and completely independent of the sound track. No choreography was laid out in advance. Any synchronization between the visual and audio elements of this claymation production is purely coincidental. You can tell this is was produced using classic claymation techniques by the few frames near the end where hands were accidentally caught in the shots. The degradation of the VHS tape which housed the original footage is evident in this digital reproduction. This pilot episode was shot circa 1992 by Uncle Frog and Brother Frog.