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Mon 30 Mar 2009

Uncle Frog VS. the Bacon Bomb

Posted by admin under AVSME, Uncle Frog, diet, fat, frog, funny, gross, humor, meatatarian, video, weird
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The day was cold and damp. The yardwork debris can hold off enough day. As luck would have it, a fresh yet temporary blanket of snow would later cover up the unchecked chore. A perfect day for Uncle Frog to give the Bacon Explosion a whirl.

With two pounds of super thick-cut bacon and two pounds of freshly ground Italian breakfast sausage, how could things possibly look brighter? I know … cheese. Lots and lots of fancy shredded cheese. And a few slices of colby-jack to add to the celebrations. There is no better way to commemorate a milestone birthday than to put a twist on a Bacon Explosion … add cheese and it’s the bomb. A bacon bomb!

If you have six minutes, a love for bacon and want to see what I did yesterday, here you go:

 

Wed 27 Aug 2008

Alabama Charges Extra for Fat Workers!

Posted by admin under bully, diet, fat, funny, gross, humor
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Be leary of the government who charges or taxes people for their so-called bad habbits.  Take Alabama for instance.  This state government already charges their employees extra if they are smokers.  And all of you who sat on the sideline cheering on the onslaught of attacks on poor, innocent smokers are now seeing the next class of people to be targetted.  That’s right … fat people!  The state of Alabama is going to start charging state employees money if they are obese.

Fat People Eat Through The Mouth But Pay Through The Nose!

Starting in 2011, any employee considered obese with a Body Mass Index (BMI) of 35 or more will be charged $25 per month to keep their health insurance.  They already charge smokers $24 per month.  What’s next?  A $26 charge per month if they have any other hair color but blonde??  And then a $27 charge per month if they have another eye color besides blue??  Hitler would be proud.  Personally I’m disgusted with the acceptance that government can dictate how anyone lives their lives.

Show your Fat Pride and protest such movement through the proper use of humor by wearing one (or more) of these hilarious fat pride t-shirts !

 

Thu 3 Jul 2008

Chi of Cheese reviews cheesy FROGaritos!

Posted by admin under Uncle Frog, college, diet, fat, funny, humor, meatatarian, video
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Produced and directed by www.evilgeniuscomics.com and www.chiofcheese.com

Delicious “frogaritos” are an easy meal or snack.  Simply heat up your favorite hot dog on a flour tortilla with cheese, add condiments, roll up and eat away.  It’s a tasty twist on an American classic food.

 

Tue 6 May 2008

Even Little Frogs Love Elephants

Posted by admin under CafePress, Uncle Frog, baby, fat
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Elephants have a long memory.  At least that’s what I think I remember from school about elephants.  But Uncle Frog isn’t an elephant, and therefore shouldn’t be expected to have a long memory.  That being said, we will definitely remember this wonderful baby shower gift from a fellow CafePress shopkeeper sporting a cute blue elephant on an infant bodysuit.  Our darling daughter is going to love, love, love this!

Baby Elephant on Infant Bodysuit

This cute little baby elephant peeps shyly at you from the t shirt. Adorable for a bib, boxers, or t shirt, for children or adults. Great vintage graphics with pastel colors.

Product Information
Babies love creepin’, crawlin’ and sleepin’ in our super comfy, 100% cotton jersey knit Infant Creeper. Infant clothes shouldn’t be hard to change, so our three-snap bottom helps ease those nasty diaper changes. Great baby stuff for your special little one.
  • 5.5 oz. 100% cotton
  • Three bottom snaps
  • Standard T-shirt neck
 

Mon 3 Mar 2008

Uncle Frog Discusses the Fat Pride Line of T-Shirts and Gifts

Posted by admin under CafePress, Uncle Frog, fat, frog, funny, humor, video, weird
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Thin may be in, but fat is where it’s at. UncleFrog.net has a big selection of fat pride and fat joke t-shirts and gift items. Hear Uncle Frog’s take on what it means to be fat and how fat pride really is a good thing. In this video, hosted on YouTube, you’ll get to meet the world famous Uncle Frog as he, in his quirky way, explains the movitation behind the ever so successful Fat Pride merchandise line.


Click twice slowly on the play button above to start the video review of Fat Pride merchandise!

 

Mon 2 Jul 2007

Who wants to pick on fat people? Raise your hand!

Posted by admin under diet, fat, funny, humor
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You can’t pick on people because of their race anymore. It’s just not acceptable. You can’t pick on people because of their gender, or even due to their sexual orientation. It’s simply not politically correct. Then who on Earth, by gosh, is left to be the butt of a thousand mean jokes? Fat people, of course!

Now then, before you read too much into this article, let me explain … I’m a member of the unspoken and eminently informal fat people’s club. I’m not advocating picking on our chubby brethren. Not in the least. But you must realize, that for some reason, it still seems acceptable by society to pick on and torment overweight people.
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No, I’m not here to defend the bully actions of other people toward fat men, fat women, fat boys or fat girls. We are here to bring the jokes to light, for it is in the light that the cockroaches go scurrying. If you’ve got a “few extra pounds” to lose, why put yourself through all the stress and anxiety about it. Simply accept yourself for who you are.

We don’t discriminate against skinny people here, either. Everyone is welcome. Here we will expose fat jokes for what they are … funny humor. By embracing it, we diffuse the jokes and slams of their power. We can strip the negativity from it by keeping it in the light. It’s hard to tease a fat guy who has “Fatty McButter Pants” across his chest. What are the jokesters going to say? Nothing. So won’t you join us over at the Fat Pride site and have some fun?
 

Sat 27 Jan 2007

Fatty McButter-Pants

Posted by admin under diet, fat, funny, humor, st. patrick's day
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New Year’s resolutions gone by the wayside yet? Is your favorite winter sport couch-surfing? Then have no fear, you’re favorite t-shirt is here! The dark color t-shirts come in sizes all the way up to 3XL. So if you’re supersized, you’ve earned the honor of being able to really wear this label!

Fatty McButter-Pants

The Fatty McButter-Pants design also comes on a military green t-shirt, perfect bar shirt for hoisting green beers on St. Patty’s Day, too. Imagine the fun you’ll have wearing this at your local gym. Some people will even wear this design as inspiration to keep going on the New Year’s diet and fitness resolution. We’re glad to be a small part of your inspiration. Enjoy!