Archive for April, 2008
Saturday, April 26th, 2008
Music for the Newborn’s Fussy Times
We are slowly but surely learning the cures for the common cries. Our six week old daughter is a precious little gem. She’s a treasure that we absolutely adore. But she’s human. And not very experienced at being human. Therefore there are periods of time where she’s just plain fussy. We go through the check [...]
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Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
The Pinky Binky
Indeed there appears to be an extra fussy period for our newborn daughter that occurs daily in the evening. She’s not the only one getting a little cranky because she’s tired. Mommy and daddy are lovingly feeling feelings of crankiness during this fussy time, too.
Rub the belly in case there is some gas, and that [...]
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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
Stress Relief for Frogs
So even your Uncle Frog can get stressed out every now and again. The pressures of writing these witty articles for your reading pleasure, the stresses of the “real job,” caring for five hundred stray cats (ok, I made that one up), and raising a new baby daughter. Sometimes the stress can get to you. [...]
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Thursday, April 17th, 2008
When Help Creates More Work.
When having a new baby, naturally all the friends and family want to come by to meet the newborn and “help” the parents. But be on guard, parents. There certainly is a condition where helpers create more work and stress than they relieve. This has not been the case for us, *cough* *cough*, mind you. [...]
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Wednesday, April 16th, 2008
Donnie Knows That You Suck At Photoshop.
OK, this guy is quite entertaining. Donnie’s sense of humor is off the charts, dude. Not only that, but he knows that we suck at Photoshop and that he is pretty good with it and he takes the time to let us learn … sort of. Check it out. Seriously.
You Suck at Photoshop #1: Distort, [...]
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Sunday, April 13th, 2008
The Never-Ending Diaper Change
Not too long ago, and as a first-time father, I got to experience the super amazing quadruple never-ending volcano magma poop diaper changing thrill. Parents … you know exactly what I mean by this and are probably already either laughing at me, or with me, as the case may be. But for those of you [...]
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Saturday, April 12th, 2008
Uncle Frog Has A Baby
That’s right. A baby. Not only a baby. But a beautiful baby girl. Our first. *sigh*
If you’ve been wondering what’s been keeping wacky old Uncle Frog’s fingers too busy to post, it has been the most wonderful experience known to man … and woman. Our darling baby daughter decided to come join us on this [...]
